The children will go crazy!
Ok, here is the run-down of, lets call them..."Incidents".
~Jason Kicked Tyler in the face 3 times, while wearing shoes.
~Jason Threw his sippy cup at Grace's Face.
~Jason jumps on pile of pillows (and uncle's Sam, Zee, and Jeremiah), and gets a bloody nose.
~Tyler falls straight backward onto his head, after mommy JUST finishes saying that he lately has been catching himself from falling, or else having graceful falls that don't hurt. Ugh.
~Tyler grabs mommy's face, therefore poking his baby finger into mommies nose, cutting it really bad, and making mommy soak a tissue with blood.
~Jason gets into Grandma and Grandpa's toilet upstairs, therefore we give him bath, and after peeing in the bath water, he splashes my mom with the water. Lovely.
~We go garage sale-ing, and mommy finds the bigest wooden spoon in the history of mankind!(slight exaggeration) Ah...the endless possibilities...
~Jason throws mommy's keys in the kitty litter box, which 'conveniently' land right in a fresh pile of poop that Meow just deposited, and DIDN'T COVER...which is unusual (and therefore so ironic).
~After arriving home, and passing Jason on the path to put Tyler in bed, mommy hears Jason enter house and say something about the door being open, in the kitchen. Mommy returns in 5 seconds, to find no Jason inside or outside. In a frantic search, mommy finds Jason out by the open car door, struggling with a grocery bag, and said, "Mommy, Jason help bring the groceries in?" and mommy starts crying.
~Grandpa takes Jason down to Uncle Jim's house (where Jonathan has been working for the past 5 months), and he walks through the house calling, "Daddy, where are you?"
~It snows in April!
There were good times too...don't get me wrong :) But, overall, I will be SO happy to have Jonathan back safely home.
(HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!)
Ok, here is the run-down of, lets call them..."Incidents".
~Jason Kicked Tyler in the face 3 times, while wearing shoes.
~Jason Threw his sippy cup at Grace's Face.
~Jason jumps on pile of pillows (and uncle's Sam, Zee, and Jeremiah), and gets a bloody nose.
~Tyler falls straight backward onto his head, after mommy JUST finishes saying that he lately has been catching himself from falling, or else having graceful falls that don't hurt. Ugh.
~Tyler grabs mommy's face, therefore poking his baby finger into mommies nose, cutting it really bad, and making mommy soak a tissue with blood.
~Jason gets into Grandma and Grandpa's toilet upstairs, therefore we give him bath, and after peeing in the bath water, he splashes my mom with the water. Lovely.
~We go garage sale-ing, and mommy finds the bigest wooden spoon in the history of mankind!(slight exaggeration) Ah...the endless possibilities...
~Jason throws mommy's keys in the kitty litter box, which 'conveniently' land right in a fresh pile of poop that Meow just deposited, and DIDN'T COVER...which is unusual (and therefore so ironic).
~After arriving home, and passing Jason on the path to put Tyler in bed, mommy hears Jason enter house and say something about the door being open, in the kitchen. Mommy returns in 5 seconds, to find no Jason inside or outside. In a frantic search, mommy finds Jason out by the open car door, struggling with a grocery bag, and said, "Mommy, Jason help bring the groceries in?" and mommy starts crying.
~Grandpa takes Jason down to Uncle Jim's house (where Jonathan has been working for the past 5 months), and he walks through the house calling, "Daddy, where are you?"
~It snows in April!
There were good times too...don't get me wrong :) But, overall, I will be SO happy to have Jonathan back safely home.
(HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!)
wow! so it's been one of those kind of days! it was great seeing jonathan but we sure would have loved to see you too! love seeing pics of the 2 cuties on your blog!
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous of your wooden spoon find! Hee-hee...I've had some trips to Wal-Mart where the first aisle I visit is the one with the wooden spoons. I think it's just boys, because people with girls always looked at me like, "What's your deal?" Hang in there, it gets a little easier, and they'll also be the best of friends...it was GREAT to see Jon, by the way, what a great guy!
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